this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brahzayyummm
I love how she barely jumps, like, “WHAT THE… oh. It’s just another tree. whatev.” and then proceeds to carry on herping the derp.
HOW MANY TREES HAVE TRIED TO KILL YOU, LADY!?
this will never not be funny
It’s literally perfect.
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.